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Carry On for Monday, January 18, 2021:
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A: Saved By The Power Of Positive Drinking
Caption: Meanwhile, in the ICU
(The Brigadiers and Gilhuli are gathered around Koz's hospital bed)
Lucius: —And Jinjur looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone! They still haven't found her tail, it's tucked so far up her ass!
Uri: What I don't understand is how you survived that stab wound, Koz— it practically cut your liver in half!
Koz: Aghn—<.i> I destroyed my liver years ago!
DrBowman: You're just lucky that there was a doctor in the house!
B: Lady Luck Smiles On You
Uri: Well, you're the second luckiest guy in Kiyanti right now, after the lieutenant! They were able to find a donor who matched your blood type— and who had a couple of quarts to spare!
Songween: So how's the patient doing?
Everyone (kneeling): Your Grace!
Koz: Much improved, Madame! The boys were just telling me about the fight— I feel real bad that I missed it!
Caption: Meanwhile, in the ICU
(The Brigadiers and Gilhuli are gathered around Koz's hospital bed)
Lucius: —And Jinjur looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone! They still haven't found her tail, it's tucked so far up her ass!
Uri: What I don't understand is how you survived that stab wound, Koz— it practically cut your liver in half!
Koz: Aghn—<.i> I destroyed my liver years ago!
DrBowman: You're just lucky that there was a doctor in the house!
B: Lady Luck Smiles On You
Uri: Well, you're the second luckiest guy in Kiyanti right now, after the lieutenant! They were able to find a donor who matched your blood type— and who had a couple of quarts to spare!
Songween: So how's the patient doing?
Everyone (kneeling): Your Grace!
Koz: Much improved, Madame! The boys were just telling me about the fight— I feel real bad that I missed it!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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