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Carry On for Friday, June 12, 2020:
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A: The Art Of The Flame
Kathy: So you're going to use this stuff to teach me how to fight Jinjur?
Fred: I told you— I'm not going to teach you how to fight Jinjur. I am going to teach you how to protect yourself.
Fred: She will not allow the duel to end in a draw. You can't beat her outright... but if you can keep your wits about you long enough for her to wear herself out trying to get through to you, she may make a mistake you can exploit.
Kathy: Oh— you mean like in an internet chat room argument?
Fred (thinking): I wonder if it's too late to choose flaming internet posts at five hundred miles?
B: Pot Belly And Kettleball
Fred: Today we'll concentrate on getting you limber. You're not entirely out of shape; your grandmother Fisi was training you before we left, and you just hiked through the back country. So let's see what you can do. Pick up that kettleball and bring it along—
Kathy: HRUNNNNNNN!
Fred: It's been nice knowing you.
Kathy: So you're going to use this stuff to teach me how to fight Jinjur?
Fred: I told you— I'm not going to teach you how to fight Jinjur. I am going to teach you how to protect yourself.
Fred: She will not allow the duel to end in a draw. You can't beat her outright... but if you can keep your wits about you long enough for her to wear herself out trying to get through to you, she may make a mistake you can exploit.
Kathy: Oh— you mean like in an internet chat room argument?
Fred (thinking): I wonder if it's too late to choose flaming internet posts at five hundred miles?
B: Pot Belly And Kettleball
Fred: Today we'll concentrate on getting you limber. You're not entirely out of shape; your grandmother Fisi was training you before we left, and you just hiked through the back country. So let's see what you can do. Pick up that kettleball and bring it along—
Kathy: HRUNNNNNNN!
Fred: It's been nice knowing you.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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