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Carry On for Friday, December 14, 2018:
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A: Orders Of Precedence
Songween: Here they come. Skootch down.
LadyVormanga: Why do we have to move? We're your senior advisors!
Songween: They're my great-granddaughters. They outrank you and you know it! Now MOVE!
LadyVormanga: Ooh, you with offspring is going to be tiresome, isn't it?
B: Why Do They Call It That—?
Songween: What kept you? You missed the first course— it was Hot Cross Bunnies. We're having bangers and mash now.
(Kathy sits at the table)
Kathy: Oh? I don't think I've ever tried—
(Kathy lifts the lid)
(The food explodes in her face)
Sfx: BANG!
(Kathy's face looks she has been pied. Songween points and laughs)
Kathy: Fred's right— you do have a mean sense of humor, Madame.
Songween: Here they come. Skootch down.
LadyVormanga: Why do we have to move? We're your senior advisors!
Songween: They're my great-granddaughters. They outrank you and you know it! Now MOVE!
LadyVormanga: Ooh, you with offspring is going to be tiresome, isn't it?
B: Why Do They Call It That—?
Songween: What kept you? You missed the first course— it was Hot Cross Bunnies. We're having bangers and mash now.
(Kathy sits at the table)
Kathy: Oh? I don't think I've ever tried—
(Kathy lifts the lid)
(The food explodes in her face)
Sfx: BANG!
(Kathy's face looks she has been pied. Songween points and laughs)
Kathy: Fred's right— you do have a mean sense of humor, Madame.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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