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Carry On for Wednesday, December 20, 2017:
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A: I Like Big Boats
Sfx: HOOOOT! HOOOOOOT!
Fred: I'm sure we will all have a lot of fascinating stories to tell once we're aboard the ferry!
Sandy: Dude, what is it with you and the damned ferry?
Fred: Well, aside from having to wait here another day if we miss it now— Remember that battleship I told you about...? THIS IS IT!
Koz (thinking): It's only a model...
B: Welcome Aboard
CaptWylde: Welcome aboard, Sir. It is a pleasure to have you back. What may we do for you and your... friends...?
Fred: Thank you, Captain Wylde. We would appreciate it if you would allow us to use your cabin so that we may freshen up prior to our meeting with The Duchess.
CaptWylde: Certainly, Sir. And I expect that you will need the services of the laundry as well—?
Sandy: That'd be great! I've already turned my underwear around four times!
C: Lord Kruger?
CaptWylde: Shall I set a course straight for Kiyanti, Sir?
Fred: No— we need not inconvenience the other passengers. Nor attract attention.
CaptWylde: Very good, Sir. Lieutenant Kwills will see you to your quarters. Welcome home, Lord Kruger.
(stunned looks from Kathy & Sandy)
Fred: What?
D: Paying Respect
Kathy: Why did the Captain salute you? You're a Lieutenant—
Fred: She wasn't saluting the uniform, she was saluting me.
Fred: I am the owner of this ship. It is wise policy to show respect to the person who signs your paychecque.
Sfx: HOOOOT! HOOOOOOT!
Fred: I'm sure we will all have a lot of fascinating stories to tell once we're aboard the ferry!
Sandy: Dude, what is it with you and the damned ferry?
Fred: Well, aside from having to wait here another day if we miss it now— Remember that battleship I told you about...? THIS IS IT!
Koz (thinking): It's only a model...
B: Welcome Aboard
CaptWylde: Welcome aboard, Sir. It is a pleasure to have you back. What may we do for you and your... friends...?
Fred: Thank you, Captain Wylde. We would appreciate it if you would allow us to use your cabin so that we may freshen up prior to our meeting with The Duchess.
CaptWylde: Certainly, Sir. And I expect that you will need the services of the laundry as well—?
Sandy: That'd be great! I've already turned my underwear around four times!
C: Lord Kruger?
CaptWylde: Shall I set a course straight for Kiyanti, Sir?
Fred: No— we need not inconvenience the other passengers. Nor attract attention.
CaptWylde: Very good, Sir. Lieutenant Kwills will see you to your quarters. Welcome home, Lord Kruger.
(stunned looks from Kathy & Sandy)
Fred: What?
D: Paying Respect
Kathy: Why did the Captain salute you? You're a Lieutenant—
Fred: She wasn't saluting the uniform, she was saluting me.
Fred: I am the owner of this ship. It is wise policy to show respect to the person who signs your paychecque.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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