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Carry On for Friday, December 8, 2017:
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A: Soldiers To Look Up To
Kathy: So there were, like, thirty guys in the camp— what made you pick these five—?
Fred: Well, Murphy goes without saying... she will not only give her life to protect you, but take your enemies with her.
Fred: Uri knows how to run this machine. Plus he's entertaining company. He can talk his way into— and out of— any scrape. Timo, on the other hand, doesn't talk much, but he's a good generalist, and an intuitive, hard worker. If I had an army of Timos, I could conquer the world.
Fred: Heck, if I had just four Timos, I could conquer the world!
B: Suspicious Minds
Kathy: What's Lucius' skill?
Fred: He's paranoid. Which will be useful where we're going.
Lucius: Are you talking about me behind my back again, Sir?
Fred: No, of course not!
C: Cracked Shot
Kathy: What about Koz? He seems a bit, um... intense—?
Fred: He's our marksman. He's the best shot in the entire regiment... when they allow him to have a gun. He is a tad bit loony, but—
Fred: —I'd rather have him on our side shooting out, then on their side shooting in.
Sfx: KRAK! PCHINK!
Kathy: So there were, like, thirty guys in the camp— what made you pick these five—?
Fred: Well, Murphy goes without saying... she will not only give her life to protect you, but take your enemies with her.
Fred: Uri knows how to run this machine. Plus he's entertaining company. He can talk his way into— and out of— any scrape. Timo, on the other hand, doesn't talk much, but he's a good generalist, and an intuitive, hard worker. If I had an army of Timos, I could conquer the world.
Fred: Heck, if I had just four Timos, I could conquer the world!
B: Suspicious Minds
Kathy: What's Lucius' skill?
Fred: He's paranoid. Which will be useful where we're going.
Lucius: Are you talking about me behind my back again, Sir?
Fred: No, of course not!
C: Cracked Shot
Kathy: What about Koz? He seems a bit, um... intense—?
Fred: He's our marksman. He's the best shot in the entire regiment... when they allow him to have a gun. He is a tad bit loony, but—
Fred: —I'd rather have him on our side shooting out, then on their side shooting in.
Sfx: KRAK! PCHINK!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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