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Carry On:
A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Monday, May 16, 2016:
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A: You're Not Him
Sandy: Ooooh—! That little git! If my sister didn't like him so much, I'd tear him limb from limb!
Horn: What did he do now...?
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Sandy: He barged in on us while we were bathing! No warning shout, nothing! He just walked right in on us like he owned the whole damned place! He says he didn't see anything, but I dunno-o-o—! I wouldn't have minded so much if it had been you, but—
Horn: Oh—? And why's that?
Sandy: Uh—? Well, um, you're... you're not a guyena!
Horn: Obviously. But I'm still a guy.
Sandy: Yeah, but you're not a guyena. You're not that guyena!
B: The Whole Shebang
Horn: Aw, Miss Sandy... the Lieutenant's not really such a bad chap. ...It may not be my place to ask this, but... why do you hate the Lieutenant so much?
Sandy: *HMPH* You're right— It's not your place to ask.
Horn: No offense— but since you're next in line, as the youngest great-granddaughter— if anything were to happen to your sister, you'd inherit the whole shebang. Him included.
Sandy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I h—- know.
Horn: You might want to think more charitably of him— just in CASE—
Sandy: Nothing is going to happen to my sister! We're not gonna get killed by lions on her wedding day or— —anything.
Sandy: Ooooh—! That little git! If my sister didn't like him so much, I'd tear him limb from limb!
Horn: What did he do now...?
((
Sandy: He barged in on us while we were bathing! No warning shout, nothing! He just walked right in on us like he owned the whole damned place! He says he didn't see anything, but I dunno-o-o—! I wouldn't have minded so much if it had been you, but—
Horn: Oh—? And why's that?
Sandy: Uh—? Well, um, you're... you're not a guyena!
Horn: Obviously. But I'm still a guy.
Sandy: Yeah, but you're not a guyena. You're not that guyena!
B: The Whole Shebang
Horn: Aw, Miss Sandy... the Lieutenant's not really such a bad chap. ...It may not be my place to ask this, but... why do you hate the Lieutenant so much?
Sandy: *HMPH* You're right— It's not your place to ask.
Horn: No offense— but since you're next in line, as the youngest great-granddaughter— if anything were to happen to your sister, you'd inherit the whole shebang. Him included.
Sandy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I h—- know.
Horn: You might want to think more charitably of him— just in CASE—
Sandy: Nothing is going to happen to my sister! We're not gonna get killed by lions on her wedding day or— —anything.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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