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Carry On for Friday, June 26, 2020:
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A: Koz The Volunteer
Fred: All right, Ma'am— you sit here, and Koz will help me demonstrate the basic principles of swordplay.
Koz: Oh, not me, Sir! I'm strictly a gunner— I'm no good with swords!
Fred: Neither is she. Go put on your gear.
Koz: Now I know why nobody else wanted this gig...
B: It's A Bomb
Koz: Sir— you do realize that you were transferred to General Penthesilia's staff in America, correct? And that you haven't actually been reinstated as the Captain of the Household Guard yet, right? And that you are currently off duty and on leave— is this not true? Now, me and the Murph are helping you out because you're our friend, and we like you—
Koz: —but you really don't have the authority to order us to do anything we don't want to do.
Fred: I see. Do you believe that M'ss Kathy is the rightful Heir of Rackenroon?
Koz: Yes, of course—
Fred: Ma'am—?
Kathy: Do it, Koz.
Koz: Drat! Hoist by my own rules-lawyering petard!
Fred: All right, Ma'am— you sit here, and Koz will help me demonstrate the basic principles of swordplay.
Koz: Oh, not me, Sir! I'm strictly a gunner— I'm no good with swords!
Fred: Neither is she. Go put on your gear.
Koz: Now I know why nobody else wanted this gig...
B: It's A Bomb
Koz: Sir— you do realize that you were transferred to General Penthesilia's staff in America, correct? And that you haven't actually been reinstated as the Captain of the Household Guard yet, right? And that you are currently off duty and on leave— is this not true? Now, me and the Murph are helping you out because you're our friend, and we like you—
Koz: —but you really don't have the authority to order us to do anything we don't want to do.
Fred: I see. Do you believe that M'ss Kathy is the rightful Heir of Rackenroon?
Koz: Yes, of course—
Fred: Ma'am—?
Kathy: Do it, Koz.
Koz: Drat! Hoist by my own rules-lawyering petard!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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