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Carry On for Wednesday, April 22, 2020:
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A: Obsession
Jade: Trooper Kosa, has anyone ever told you that you have an unhealthy obsession with General Maiham..?
Koz: Not as nicely as you just did, Ma'am!
Jade: I'm afraid your idea would not work. All my girls are striped hyenas, and I do not know any spotted hyenas I could rely on to do this job for you.
Kathy: Then use the men. Have your girls make inquiries when a Black Watchman shows up. See what they can uncover. ...Er, I mean...
B: Trust
Jade: I am afraid I would not remain in business for long if I were to do such a thing, Mistress. Even if we were not talking about the Watch, it would constitute a serious breach of trust. My reputation may not be a good one, but I do have a reputation to uphold.
Fred: And anyway, I doubt Jinjur would confide any weaknesses to the men in her command. She is singularly— and brutally— misanthropic. Their testimony would be coloured by her ill-treatment of them. They would be... unreliable.
Murphy: She axed me t'join her gang. Said she'd make me a Sarjint.
Fred: !
Jade: !
Koz: !
Kathy: !
Jade: Trooper Kosa, has anyone ever told you that you have an unhealthy obsession with General Maiham..?
Koz: Not as nicely as you just did, Ma'am!
Jade: I'm afraid your idea would not work. All my girls are striped hyenas, and I do not know any spotted hyenas I could rely on to do this job for you.
Kathy: Then use the men. Have your girls make inquiries when a Black Watchman shows up. See what they can uncover. ...Er, I mean...
B: Trust
Jade: I am afraid I would not remain in business for long if I were to do such a thing, Mistress. Even if we were not talking about the Watch, it would constitute a serious breach of trust. My reputation may not be a good one, but I do have a reputation to uphold.
Fred: And anyway, I doubt Jinjur would confide any weaknesses to the men in her command. She is singularly— and brutally— misanthropic. Their testimony would be coloured by her ill-treatment of them. They would be... unreliable.
Murphy: She axed me t'join her gang. Said she'd make me a Sarjint.
Fred: !
Jade: !
Koz: !
Kathy: !
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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