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Carry On for Monday, March 23, 2020:
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A: Jungle Love
Kathy: So... now that we're alone... in this romantic cottage... way-y-y out in the jungle... are we going to make love? You sly-y-y dog, you—!
Fred: What? No! Can't you get your mind out of the gutter—?!
Fred: We are here to train you for the duel, not for hanky-panky!
Kathy: Well, if you're so sure I'm gonna lose, shouldn't we make love now, while we have the chance—?! Before you get stuck with Jinjur?
(Fred ponders this a moment)
I wish you'd made that point before I asked Koz and Murphy to meet us up here...
Koz: Yo-ho-ho! Dinner's here!
B: YOU Invited Him!
Kathy: Koz—? You invited Koz to join us here? He doesn't exactly strike me as "chaperone" material— he'd be more likely to bring the whipped cream and post the pictures online!
Fred: Murphy is the chaperone. Koz is the bodyguard.
Koz: And with a body like that, you make my job easy, Ma'am!
Koz: Although I bet you make his pretty hard!
Sfx: nudge nudge
Fred (grumpily): I'm going to start supper.
Kathy: So... now that we're alone... in this romantic cottage... way-y-y out in the jungle... are we going to make love? You sly-y-y dog, you—!
Fred: What? No! Can't you get your mind out of the gutter—?!
Fred: We are here to train you for the duel, not for hanky-panky!
Kathy: Well, if you're so sure I'm gonna lose, shouldn't we make love now, while we have the chance—?! Before you get stuck with Jinjur?
(Fred ponders this a moment)
I wish you'd made that point before I asked Koz and Murphy to meet us up here...
Koz: Yo-ho-ho! Dinner's here!
B: YOU Invited Him!
Kathy: Koz—? You invited Koz to join us here? He doesn't exactly strike me as "chaperone" material— he'd be more likely to bring the whipped cream and post the pictures online!
Fred: Murphy is the chaperone. Koz is the bodyguard.
Koz: And with a body like that, you make my job easy, Ma'am!
Koz: Although I bet you make his pretty hard!
Sfx: nudge nudge
Fred (grumpily): I'm going to start supper.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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