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Carry On for Friday, February 7, 2020:
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A: Giving Orders
(Vyschuss has her paws around an orderly's neck, lifting him into the air like Darth Vader)
Vyschuss: I faid venti decaf effpreffo wif foy latte, TWO fuggarf, and an exfra fot of cream!
Orderly: Gurk!
Major: Excuse me, General— that man is here.
(Vyschuss throws the orderly to the floor)
Sfx: THUD!
Vyschuss: Hrm. Fend 'im in.
(A tall lion appears at the tent flap)
DonCorleone: General Rumor—
Vyschuss: Don Corleone— I fot I fmelled you coming into camp...
B: Prescription
DonCorleone: Are you always so courteous to your allies?
Vyschuss: Hyenath don't have "allieth," we have "clienth."
DonCorleone: Yes— and as your "client," my patience grows short!
DonCorleone: How much longer must we delay—
Vyschuss: Hey! It takef time to plot a palaff coup!
DonCorleone: How much longer, General? My people chafe—
Vyschuss: You know, there'f an ointment for vat.
DonCorleone: I know. It's called "The Blood of Tyrants!"
Vyschuss: Pfft. You need me more van I need you!
(Vyschuss has her paws around an orderly's neck, lifting him into the air like Darth Vader)
Vyschuss: I faid venti decaf effpreffo wif foy latte, TWO fuggarf, and an exfra fot of cream!
Orderly: Gurk!
Major: Excuse me, General— that man is here.
(Vyschuss throws the orderly to the floor)
Sfx: THUD!
Vyschuss: Hrm. Fend 'im in.
(A tall lion appears at the tent flap)
DonCorleone: General Rumor—
Vyschuss: Don Corleone— I fot I fmelled you coming into camp...
B: Prescription
DonCorleone: Are you always so courteous to your allies?
Vyschuss: Hyenath don't have "allieth," we have "clienth."
DonCorleone: Yes— and as your "client," my patience grows short!
DonCorleone: How much longer must we delay—
Vyschuss: Hey! It takef time to plot a palaff coup!
DonCorleone: How much longer, General? My people chafe—
Vyschuss: You know, there'f an ointment for vat.
DonCorleone: I know. It's called "The Blood of Tyrants!"
Vyschuss: Pfft. You need me more van I need you!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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