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Carry On for Friday, April 27, 2018:
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A: Monsters From The I.D.
Fred: Yes, I know— and now, I am back from America, and need to make my report to the Duchess—
Guard: Nobody gets in to see the Duchess!
(Fred wiping glasses)
Fred: Yes, you said that already. Less fluidly.
Uri: Don't you know he's Lord Chamberlain of the Royal Household, you mouth-breathing moron!
Guard: Oh yeah? Let's see some I.D., Private!
B: That Ringing Sound You Hear
Uri: See those bars on his shoulders? They mean he doesn't have to show—
Fred: At ease, Uri. This is proper procedure. I.D., I.D.— would the Duchess' signet ring do? Here, let me show it to you—
(Fred kung-fu punches both guards)
Sfx: WHAM! WHAM!
Kathy: Was that really necessary?
Fred: No, but it felt good.
C: Maintaining The Rating
Koz: Hey— do we sound like that when we're on guard duty?
Lucius: Yeah, pretty much.
Uri: Man, we're ass—
Murphy (holding her ears and thinking): Jerks!
Fred: Yes, I know— and now, I am back from America, and need to make my report to the Duchess—
Guard: Nobody gets in to see the Duchess!
(Fred wiping glasses)
Fred: Yes, you said that already. Less fluidly.
Uri: Don't you know he's Lord Chamberlain of the Royal Household, you mouth-breathing moron!
Guard: Oh yeah? Let's see some I.D., Private!
B: That Ringing Sound You Hear
Uri: See those bars on his shoulders? They mean he doesn't have to show—
Fred: At ease, Uri. This is proper procedure. I.D., I.D.— would the Duchess' signet ring do? Here, let me show it to you—
(Fred kung-fu punches both guards)
Sfx: WHAM! WHAM!
Kathy: Was that really necessary?
Fred: No, but it felt good.
C: Maintaining The Rating
Koz: Hey— do we sound like that when we're on guard duty?
Lucius: Yeah, pretty much.
Uri: Man, we're ass—
Murphy (holding her ears and thinking): Jerks!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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