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Carry On for Monday, April 16, 2018:
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A: Her Favorite Dessert
Fred: Don't you boys know that I am held responsible for your behaviour?
Koz: Don't worry, Sir— being seen with US will only IMPROVE your image as a suave and dashing man-about-town!
(Uri and Lucius snap fingers)
Sfx: snap! snap!
Murphy: Puddin' on da Riiiiiitz!!
B: Overheard
Koz: I don't know why you don't just let us take care of her for you, Sir. Back there at the stand-off, you coulda told Murphy to take her apart—
Fred: All right, let's go over this ONE more time, very slowly... We don't want to kill General Jinjur NOW, because as long as there's no declared Heir, if Jinjur dies, then General Vyschuss would become Heir, and we do not want that to happen, understood—? Hopefully, in a matter of hours, all of this will go away... once Her Grace recognises Mistress Grrsn as her great-granddaughter, she may just ask you to plug Jinjur and Vyschuss for her!
Fred: Don't you boys know that I am held responsible for your behaviour?
Koz: Don't worry, Sir— being seen with US will only IMPROVE your image as a suave and dashing man-about-town!
(Uri and Lucius snap fingers)
Sfx: snap! snap!
Murphy: Puddin' on da Riiiiiitz!!
B: Overheard
Koz: I don't know why you don't just let us take care of her for you, Sir. Back there at the stand-off, you coulda told Murphy to take her apart—
Fred: All right, let's go over this ONE more time, very slowly... We don't want to kill General Jinjur NOW, because as long as there's no declared Heir, if Jinjur dies, then General Vyschuss would become Heir, and we do not want that to happen, understood—? Hopefully, in a matter of hours, all of this will go away... once Her Grace recognises Mistress Grrsn as her great-granddaughter, she may just ask you to plug Jinjur and Vyschuss for her!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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