A: Don't Waste A Torpedo

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Fred (still saluting): General Maiham— I present to you Mistress Kathryn Grrsn, granddaughter and Heir of Countess Fisi of Clan Grssn, and her sister, Miss Cassandra Grssn.

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CaptWylde (on the deck): Look at him, Makayla... it must just kill him to have to salute that bitch.
LtKwills: Shall I ready a tragic torpedo accident, Ma'am?

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B: Looks Like She Found 'Em

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Jinjur: Oh. The Duchess will be so disappointed. She was under the impression that the ship was bringing somebody important. Someone's information must be incorrect.

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Jinjur: Still— You are Countess Fisi's granddaughter, are you? That would also make you granddaughter to General Penthesilia, wouldn't it? Quite an illustrious pedigree—

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Jinjur: —for someone so... dainty.
Fred (aside to Kathy): Steady— She's looking for your buttons...

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C: Convincing Arguments

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Jinjur (to Kathy_: You're going about it all wrong—! You can't just dress up like a hootchie-cootchie girl and expect to seduce people into nominating this strip for the Ursa Major Awards!

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Jinjur: You have to present your audience with a compelling reason as to why they should nominate "Carry On." Allow me to show you how a real sheyena does it.

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Jinjur: Brigadiers— convince them.
(Several brigadiers with swords and bared teeth)

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Caption: Time's running out! Please nominate "Carry On" for Best Anthropomorphic Comic Strip! www.ursamajorawards.org/nominations.htm