A: The Ride of the Valkyries

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Jinjur: I will admit, your boyfriend does have his uses— for example, he had this elevator installed a few years ago. Honour guard, attention! Half of you precede us; the other half, follow in the next car after us.

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Kathy: My God— I never thought I'd hear a Muzak version of "Ride of the Valkyries!"

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B: The Arrival of the Valkyries

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(Outside the upper level elevator door)
Sfx: Ding!

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Sfx: Shoomp!
(Elevator opens, revealing Timo, Uri, Lucius and Koz)

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C: The Arrival of the Valkyries

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(Outside the upper level elevator door)
Sfx: Ding!

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Sfx: Shoomp!
(Elevator opens, revealing Fred, Kathy, Jinjur, Sandy and Horn, dipping his horn to avoid the elevator ceiling)

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D: The Arrival of the Valkyries

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(Outside the upper level elevator door)
Sfx: Ding!

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Sfx: Shoomp!
(Elevator opens, revealing Murphy, and the indistinct shapes of several people behind)

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E: The Arrival of the Valkyries

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(Murphy walks out of elevator, a large number of the Honor Guard remaining)
Voices: Ouch! Oof! Ack!
Guardsman: Urgh— this wouldn't have happened if some of us had ridden with the boys!
AnotherGuardsman: What, and risk them touching us?! They've got cooties!
Voices: Arrgh! Get off!
Voices: I can't feel my legs!