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Carry On for Wednesday, January 14, 2015:
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The Sacrificial Virgin
Horn: What's the panic, anyway? You're engaged to her, aren't you? So—
Fred: Yes, yes, but that doesn't mean anything! I'm not allowed to— b-but if she orders<.i> me, then I'll have to submit to her!
Horn: So now you need this "mere bush guide" to protect your maiden virtue, eh...?
Fred: Not just mine— Horn, you're a Unicorn! Protecting virgins is what you do!
Horn: True— but there's nothing in the Unicorn Creed that says I can't yank your chain a little, first—!
Horn: What's the panic, anyway? You're engaged to her, aren't you? So—
Fred: Yes, yes, but that doesn't mean anything! I'm not allowed to— b-but if she orders<.i> me, then I'll have to submit to her!
Horn: So now you need this "mere bush guide" to protect your maiden virtue, eh...?
Fred: Not just mine— Horn, you're a Unicorn! Protecting virgins is what you do!
Horn: True— but there's nothing in the Unicorn Creed that says I can't yank your chain a little, first—!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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