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Carry On for Wednesday, February 4, 2015:
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Confidence And Paranoia
Sandy: Hope. All of this is the Duchess' idea of a joke. The Lieutenant told me some bizarre story about how she's always pulling pranks on him because she thinks he's too uptight and wants to try to get him to loosen up and relax a little.
Kathy: I'd think that'd just make him paranoid...
Sandy: You bet! The only thing that's gonna loosen him up is a quart of Jim Beam! He's so uptight, if he farted, the implosion would kill him. He—
Kathy: Stop picking on my fiancé!
Sandy: Whoa. You... really do like him, don't you?
Sandy: Hope. All of this is the Duchess' idea of a joke. The Lieutenant told me some bizarre story about how she's always pulling pranks on him because she thinks he's too uptight and wants to try to get him to loosen up and relax a little.
Kathy: I'd think that'd just make him paranoid...
Sandy: You bet! The only thing that's gonna loosen him up is a quart of Jim Beam! He's so uptight, if he farted, the implosion would kill him. He—
Kathy: Stop picking on my fiancé!
Sandy: Whoa. You... really do like him, don't you?
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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