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Carry On for Monday, September 16, 2019:
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A: Don't Ask
Vyschuss: You fed you waff gonna humiliate her—
Jinjur: There's still plenty of time for that.
Vyschuss: She akfepted your challenge! You fed she wouldn't dare!
Jinjur: She's a fool.
Vyschuss: She looked pretty brave to me—
Jinjur: A gallant fool fuelled by false bravado.
Vyschuss: But now you're gonna hafta fight her! In a duel! In front of everybody!
Jinjur: That doesn't concern me. She's a peasant.
Vyschuss: A peffant hoof grannieth are Feezee an' Penny!
Jinjur: Pah! Fighting skill isn't hereditary! How much could they have taught her?
Vyschuss: I fink vath fumfin' you oughtta be afkin' yourfelf!
B: Can't Tell
Jinjur: My one worry is what stunt the Weasel will try to pull... we must neutralise him—
Vyschuss: Ooh, I know! Let me fight him! I'll challenge him to a duel!
Jinjur: For what?
Vyschuss: For the right to marry da Heir.
Jinjur: Vyschuss, you're a girl.
Vyschuss: Ffo?
Jinjur (thinking): ...geez, you think you know someone...
Vyschuss: You fed you waff gonna humiliate her—
Jinjur: There's still plenty of time for that.
Vyschuss: She akfepted your challenge! You fed she wouldn't dare!
Jinjur: She's a fool.
Vyschuss: She looked pretty brave to me—
Jinjur: A gallant fool fuelled by false bravado.
Vyschuss: But now you're gonna hafta fight her! In a duel! In front of everybody!
Jinjur: That doesn't concern me. She's a peasant.
Vyschuss: A peffant hoof grannieth are Feezee an' Penny!
Jinjur: Pah! Fighting skill isn't hereditary! How much could they have taught her?
Vyschuss: I fink vath fumfin' you oughtta be afkin' yourfelf!
B: Can't Tell
Jinjur: My one worry is what stunt the Weasel will try to pull... we must neutralise him—
Vyschuss: Ooh, I know! Let me fight him! I'll challenge him to a duel!
Jinjur: For what?
Vyschuss: For the right to marry da Heir.
Jinjur: Vyschuss, you're a girl.
Vyschuss: Ffo?
Jinjur (thinking): ...geez, you think you know someone...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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