A: Lacking In Qualifications

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Koz: Gee, it's good to see you alive, Tee— Keela! Can I get you drunk? How long's it been?
Keela: At least since you last changed your armour, Koz! Hooee, I've rolled in stuff that smelled better than you!
Koz: I know, I was there!

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Lucius: So how do you get a gig with the SBD?
Teela: Well, you have to be physically fit, mentally sharp, and morally clean—
Uri: That lets Koz out.
Teela: And you gotta be female.
Uri: That lets us out.

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B: Recruited

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Keela: ...and when Songween heard about my little hobby of trying to kill General Jinjur, instead of signing the court martial papers, she transferred me to her own bodyguard detail!

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Milisha (tending bar): Hey, Kee— Sounds like a couple of your old mates are trying to stir up some trouble...

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C: Sing-Along

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Black Watchmen (singing):
You're a mean old bag, you're a toothless gray hag
and we can't wait to dance on your grave!
You live up above and we live in the hovels
with peasants and peons and knaves!
Every one it's true hates your bloodthirsty crew
and we think you're a bore and a draaaag!
May you relations die and rot and yourself, too
you mean old baaaaaag!