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Carry On for Friday, May 25, 2018:
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A: Railroaded
Kathy: And I failed every one of your tests, did I?
Fred: Well, grading on a curve...
Kathy: You, shut up, now. I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to look at you. Liar!
Songween: Be reasonable, Child. He was doing it on my express orders.
Kathy: All of it—?
Fred: Well, most of it... I was given c-considerable latitude to impro—
B: These Boots Are Made For Stompin'
Kathy: Oh, shut up, both of you! I don't want to talk to either of you! What kind of sickos are you, dragging me and my sister halfway around the world to this God-forsaken hellhole just so you can put us through a bunch of stupid tests?! That does it— I AM OUTTA HERE!
(Kathy leaves angrily)
Sfx: STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
Songween (to Fred): I like her! She's got spunk! She's gonna do great around here! You, however, are screwed.
Kathy: And I failed every one of your tests, did I?
Fred: Well, grading on a curve...
Kathy: You, shut up, now. I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to look at you. Liar!
Songween: Be reasonable, Child. He was doing it on my express orders.
Kathy: All of it—?
Fred: Well, most of it... I was given c-considerable latitude to impro—
B: These Boots Are Made For Stompin'
Kathy: Oh, shut up, both of you! I don't want to talk to either of you! What kind of sickos are you, dragging me and my sister halfway around the world to this God-forsaken hellhole just so you can put us through a bunch of stupid tests?! That does it— I AM OUTTA HERE!
(Kathy leaves angrily)
Sfx: STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
Songween (to Fred): I like her! She's got spunk! She's gonna do great around here! You, however, are screwed.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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