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Carry On for Friday, March 23, 2018:
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A: It's Lonely At The Top
Jinjur: Is there something wrong with Mistress Grrsn...?
Sandy: You'll have to cut my sister some slack— she's under a lot of stress.
Jinjur: Oh, the poor dear—! She does realize, doesn't she, that the role of Duchess is a very stressful occupation?
Sandy: When the time comes, I'm sure she'll have plenty of help.
Jinjur: If she can can find anyone that she can trust...
B: How To Play The Game
StoreSign: Ye Olde Wolfe Haggis Shoppe
Sandy: Well, there's the Lieutenant—
Jinjur: Ah-h, the Lieutenant! I don't know as I'd call him "trustworthy."
Jinjur: He's very good at what he does— in the same way as an eel is very good at what it does... Do you know he spends every Thursday afternoon in a whorehouse?
Fred: Madame Jade is a chess Grand Master! She's teaching me the finer points of the game!
Jinjur: Oh, I'll bet!
StoreSign: The Holy Grill
C: Screwed
Jinjur: If I could only catch him at it, it would null and void that contract— oh, hey! Hey hasn't screwed your sister by any chance, has he?
Sandy: Not in the way you'd find useful.
StoreWindow: Doc's Books & Used Trebuchets
StoreSign: Sweeney's Pub
Lovett's Pies
Jinjur: Is there something wrong with Mistress Grrsn...?
Sandy: You'll have to cut my sister some slack— she's under a lot of stress.
Jinjur: Oh, the poor dear—! She does realize, doesn't she, that the role of Duchess is a very stressful occupation?
Sandy: When the time comes, I'm sure she'll have plenty of help.
Jinjur: If she can can find anyone that she can trust...
B: How To Play The Game
StoreSign: Ye Olde Wolfe Haggis Shoppe
Sandy: Well, there's the Lieutenant—
Jinjur: Ah-h, the Lieutenant! I don't know as I'd call him "trustworthy."
Jinjur: He's very good at what he does— in the same way as an eel is very good at what it does... Do you know he spends every Thursday afternoon in a whorehouse?
Fred: Madame Jade is a chess Grand Master! She's teaching me the finer points of the game!
Jinjur: Oh, I'll bet!
StoreSign: The Holy Grill
C: Screwed
Jinjur: If I could only catch him at it, it would null and void that contract— oh, hey! Hey hasn't screwed your sister by any chance, has he?
Sandy: Not in the way you'd find useful.
StoreWindow: Doc's Books & Used Trebuchets
StoreSign: Sweeney's Pub
Lovett's Pies
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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