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Carry On:
A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Wednesday, February 7, 2018:
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A: Don't Waste A Torpedo
Fred (still saluting): General Maiham— I present to you Mistress Kathryn Grrsn, granddaughter and Heir of Countess Fisi of Clan Grssn, and her sister, Miss Cassandra Grssn.
CaptWylde (on the deck): Look at him, Makayla... it must just kill him to have to salute that bitch.
LtKwills: Shall I ready a tragic torpedo accident, Ma'am?
B: Looks Like She Found 'Em
Jinjur: Oh. The Duchess will be so disappointed. She was under the impression that the ship was bringing somebody important. Someone's information must be incorrect.
Jinjur: Still— You are Countess Fisi's granddaughter, are you? That would also make you granddaughter to General Penthesilia, wouldn't it? Quite an illustrious pedigree—
Jinjur: —for someone so... dainty.
Fred (aside to Kathy): Steady— She's looking for your buttons...
C: Convincing Arguments
Jinjur (to Kathy_: You're going about it all wrong—! You can't just dress up like a hootchie-cootchie girl and expect to seduce people into nominating this strip for the Ursa Major Awards!
Jinjur: You have to present your audience with a compelling reason as to why they should nominate "Carry On." Allow me to show you how a real sheyena does it.
Jinjur: Brigadiers— convince them.
(Several brigadiers with swords and bared teeth)
Caption: Time's running out! Please nominate "Carry On" for Best Anthropomorphic Comic Strip! www.ursamajorawards.org/nominations.htm
Fred (still saluting): General Maiham— I present to you Mistress Kathryn Grrsn, granddaughter and Heir of Countess Fisi of Clan Grssn, and her sister, Miss Cassandra Grssn.
CaptWylde (on the deck): Look at him, Makayla... it must just kill him to have to salute that bitch.
LtKwills: Shall I ready a tragic torpedo accident, Ma'am?
B: Looks Like She Found 'Em
Jinjur: Oh. The Duchess will be so disappointed. She was under the impression that the ship was bringing somebody important. Someone's information must be incorrect.
Jinjur: Still— You are Countess Fisi's granddaughter, are you? That would also make you granddaughter to General Penthesilia, wouldn't it? Quite an illustrious pedigree—
Jinjur: —for someone so... dainty.
Fred (aside to Kathy): Steady— She's looking for your buttons...
C: Convincing Arguments
Jinjur (to Kathy_: You're going about it all wrong—! You can't just dress up like a hootchie-cootchie girl and expect to seduce people into nominating this strip for the Ursa Major Awards!
Jinjur: You have to present your audience with a compelling reason as to why they should nominate "Carry On." Allow me to show you how a real sheyena does it.
Jinjur: Brigadiers— convince them.
(Several brigadiers with swords and bared teeth)
Caption: Time's running out! Please nominate "Carry On" for Best Anthropomorphic Comic Strip! www.ursamajorawards.org/nominations.htm
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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