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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Monday, October 2, 2017:
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A: Ordering Take-Away
Fred (masquerading as female): Afternoon, Madam. Brigade. I see you've killed an antelope. You realize you're hunting in a restricted zone?
Lioness: It's legal! I have the paperwork!
Fred (masquerading as female): Yeah, but are you aware of the change to section CUN4377 regarding the taking of prey at a waterhole?
Fred (masquerading as female): You did not give fair warning—
Lioness: If I'd given fair warning, it would have run away!
Fred (masquerading as female): Regardless, we're gonna hafta confiscate the carcass.
B: She's Lyin'
Lioness: Confis—! But I've got cubs to feed!
Fred (masquerading as female): You should have thought of that before you broke the law—
Kathy: Psst—!
Fred; What is it?
Kathy: She's got cubs to feed—
Sandy: So? We've got us to feed!
Kathy: We can find something else...
Fred: She's bluffing!
Kathy: What if she isn't?
Fred: First, she's a lion! It's what they do! Second, I've got bigger breasts than she's got— there are no cubs!
Fred (masquerading as female): Afternoon, Madam. Brigade. I see you've killed an antelope. You realize you're hunting in a restricted zone?
Lioness: It's legal! I have the paperwork!
Fred (masquerading as female): Yeah, but are you aware of the change to section CUN4377 regarding the taking of prey at a waterhole?
Fred (masquerading as female): You did not give fair warning—
Lioness: If I'd given fair warning, it would have run away!
Fred (masquerading as female): Regardless, we're gonna hafta confiscate the carcass.
B: She's Lyin'
Lioness: Confis—! But I've got cubs to feed!
Fred (masquerading as female): You should have thought of that before you broke the law—
Kathy: Psst—!
Fred; What is it?
Kathy: She's got cubs to feed—
Sandy: So? We've got us to feed!
Kathy: We can find something else...
Fred: She's bluffing!
Kathy: What if she isn't?
Fred: First, she's a lion! It's what they do! Second, I've got bigger breasts than she's got— there are no cubs!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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