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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Friday, May 21, 2010:
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Narrator: From a secret, undisclosed safe haven in the West Virginia hills, lawmakers have appealed to the best scientific minds in the world to solve the kudzucchi crisis...
Scientist: Douse it with herbicides!
Congressman: There's nothing left that hasn't been banned by the EPA!
Scientist: Blast it with a heat ray from outer space!
Congressman: Bad for global warming!
Scientist: Build a canopy to shield it from the sun and starve it out!
Congressman: And start a new ice age? Pfft!
Scientist: What about nukes? Can we still use nukes?
Congressman: Hmm... let me get back to you on that...
Scientist: Douse it with herbicides!
Congressman: There's nothing left that hasn't been banned by the EPA!
Scientist: Blast it with a heat ray from outer space!
Congressman: Bad for global warming!
Scientist: Build a canopy to shield it from the sun and starve it out!
Congressman: And start a new ice age? Pfft!
Scientist: What about nukes? Can we still use nukes?
Congressman: Hmm... let me get back to you on that...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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