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A comic about hyenas – really!
Carry On for Friday, November 23, 2007:
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A:
Teena: So... how was the nasty slut this evening—?
Kathy: Anastasia Slutskaya is a very nice girl, and I don't understand what you've got against her, Ma!
Teena: No? Then I'll TELL you—! If she marries Arfur, and if they have pups... and if neither you nor Sandy produces any legitimate heirs— a possibility which seems increasingly likely with every passing day—
Teena: —then when I die, everything we own... all our properties and possessions... ALL of it... will go to HER offspring, NOT to Grrsns!
Kathy: Not Grandma's heirloom Beanie Babies—!
B:
Teena: We're a matriarchal society. Our properties, our surnames, every bit of wealth we possess, passes from mother to daughter. If there are no daughters, then the female children of the sons will inherit. And if the daughters are without issue, they can be bypassed.
Kathy: You mean... if neither Sandy nor I have children... Stazi's kids would get all your money?
Teena: Yes.
Kathy: And your possessions?
Teena: Yes.
Kathy: But what about the ancestral den...? It's been in our family for generations! She can't just throw us out—!
Teena: Trust me. You won't have a spot to be in.
C:
Kathy: Oh, I don't believe Stazi would ever think of doing such a thing—!
Teena: Count on it! She's a gold-digger!
Teena: She probably knows that we Grrsns are aomng the first families of Hyenasport! I'll wager she knew exactly what we were worth before she even said "Hello" to your brother! It wouldn't surprise me to learn that she'd been stalking him! She's got this calculated down to the last penny!
Teena: By the way, real smooth move wearing your great-grandmother's pearls tonight.
Kathy: GASP!
Teena: So... how was the nasty slut this evening—?
Kathy: Anastasia Slutskaya is a very nice girl, and I don't understand what you've got against her, Ma!
Teena: No? Then I'll TELL you—! If she marries Arfur, and if they have pups... and if neither you nor Sandy produces any legitimate heirs— a possibility which seems increasingly likely with every passing day—
Teena: —then when I die, everything we own... all our properties and possessions... ALL of it... will go to HER offspring, NOT to Grrsns!
Kathy: Not Grandma's heirloom Beanie Babies—!
B:
Teena: We're a matriarchal society. Our properties, our surnames, every bit of wealth we possess, passes from mother to daughter. If there are no daughters, then the female children of the sons will inherit. And if the daughters are without issue, they can be bypassed.
Kathy: You mean... if neither Sandy nor I have children... Stazi's kids would get all your money?
Teena: Yes.
Kathy: And your possessions?
Teena: Yes.
Kathy: But what about the ancestral den...? It's been in our family for generations! She can't just throw us out—!
Teena: Trust me. You won't have a spot to be in.
C:
Kathy: Oh, I don't believe Stazi would ever think of doing such a thing—!
Teena: Count on it! She's a gold-digger!
Teena: She probably knows that we Grrsns are aomng the first families of Hyenasport! I'll wager she knew exactly what we were worth before she even said "Hello" to your brother! It wouldn't surprise me to learn that she'd been stalking him! She's got this calculated down to the last penny!
Teena: By the way, real smooth move wearing your great-grandmother's pearls tonight.
Kathy: GASP!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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