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Carry On for Wednesday, September 2, 2020:
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A: Proposal Or Proposition
Koz: Ah, Mistress Jade—! Will you marry me?
Jade: Oh, Kosa— I am flattered. But you should save yourself for one more worthy than I— one who can give you children.
Koz: Aghn, kids are overrated! I oughtta know— I was one!
Jade: You would have me, even though i have been with many men...?
Koz: Sure! I'd be the one you chose to marry! It'd be like winning the ultimate Mistress Jade Trophy!
Fred: Don't pay any attention to hum, Madam— he's just playing hard-to-get— rid of.
B: Moving Target
Fred: We'll begin by working on your ability to strike a moving target. I want you to hit that apple.
(Kathy takes a swing, lopping off a slice of apple)
Sfx: POK!
(Kathy grins broadly, the apple swinging back and forth)
Fred: Now five times in rapid succession.
Koz: Ah, Mistress Jade—! Will you marry me?
Jade: Oh, Kosa— I am flattered. But you should save yourself for one more worthy than I— one who can give you children.
Koz: Aghn, kids are overrated! I oughtta know— I was one!
Jade: You would have me, even though i have been with many men...?
Koz: Sure! I'd be the one you chose to marry! It'd be like winning the ultimate Mistress Jade Trophy!
Fred: Don't pay any attention to hum, Madam— he's just playing hard-to-get— rid of.
B: Moving Target
Fred: We'll begin by working on your ability to strike a moving target. I want you to hit that apple.
(Kathy takes a swing, lopping off a slice of apple)
Sfx: POK!
(Kathy grins broadly, the apple swinging back and forth)
Fred: Now five times in rapid succession.
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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