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Carry On for Wednesday, May 27, 2020:
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A: And It Was Morning
Kathy (stretching): EEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAWWWWN!
Kathy: SNURK COUGH COUGH
Sfx: SKRITCH SKRITCH SKRITCH
Kathy (peering in bathroom mirror): GNAAAAAA...
B: NOW I'm Awake!
(Fred is in the shower, they startle each other)
Fred and Kathy: AAAAAAAAAAAA—!!!
(Koz, Jade and Murphy over Fred and Kathy arguing)
Fred: Don't you KNOCK?
Kathy: What're you doing in here? You scared the cheese outta me!
Fred: Taking a shower, what does it look like?
Kathy: Why wasn't the water running?
Fred: I turn it off to lather my fur! It saves water!
Kathy: What, like you can't afford water?
Fred: That's not the point!
Kathy: Next time like the damn door!
Koz: Those two ain't never havin' kids, are they—?
Kathy (stretching): EEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAWWWWN!
Kathy: SNURK COUGH COUGH
Sfx: SKRITCH SKRITCH SKRITCH
Kathy (peering in bathroom mirror): GNAAAAAA...
B: NOW I'm Awake!
(Fred is in the shower, they startle each other)
Fred and Kathy: AAAAAAAAAAAA—!!!
(Koz, Jade and Murphy over Fred and Kathy arguing)
Fred: Don't you KNOCK?
Kathy: What're you doing in here? You scared the cheese outta me!
Fred: Taking a shower, what does it look like?
Kathy: Why wasn't the water running?
Fred: I turn it off to lather my fur! It saves water!
Kathy: What, like you can't afford water?
Fred: That's not the point!
Kathy: Next time like the damn door!
Koz: Those two ain't never havin' kids, are they—?
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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