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Carry On for Friday, September 16, 2016:
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A: Choices
Sandy: We could sneak up on their camp and find out what they're up to...
Fred: Orrrr we could put as much distance between us and them as possible.
Sandy: No wonder you're still only a Lieutenant after all these years.
Fred: I am a Lieutenant by choice. And I want to live long enough to collect my pension!
B: The Cost Of Honor
Kathy: What do you mean, you're a Lieutenant "by choice?"
Fred: The Duchess has promoted me twice. I turned down her offers.
Sandy: Why'd you do that—? You could be a Major!
Fred: For one thing, I LIKE being "The Lieutenant..." ...and for another thing, a promotion means more responsibility— and I already have as much responsibility as I can stand!
C: I bite you hard, you die!
Kathy: Oh! Look at these ants, carrying their eggs!
Fred: Those are fire ants, Ma'am.
Fred: Their galleries got flooded and they're seeking higher ground.
Kathy: Aww, the poor lil' refugees!
Fred: Ma'am, I wouldn't touch—
Kathy: YAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I HATE fire ants!
Sandy: We could sneak up on their camp and find out what they're up to...
Fred: Orrrr we could put as much distance between us and them as possible.
Sandy: No wonder you're still only a Lieutenant after all these years.
Fred: I am a Lieutenant by choice. And I want to live long enough to collect my pension!
B: The Cost Of Honor
Kathy: What do you mean, you're a Lieutenant "by choice?"
Fred: The Duchess has promoted me twice. I turned down her offers.
Sandy: Why'd you do that—? You could be a Major!
Fred: For one thing, I LIKE being "The Lieutenant..." ...and for another thing, a promotion means more responsibility— and I already have as much responsibility as I can stand!
C: I bite you hard, you die!
Kathy: Oh! Look at these ants, carrying their eggs!
Fred: Those are fire ants, Ma'am.
Fred: Their galleries got flooded and they're seeking higher ground.
Kathy: Aww, the poor lil' refugees!
Fred: Ma'am, I wouldn't touch—
Kathy: YAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I HATE fire ants!
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
NOTICE: Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot will be shot.
~ Mark Twain
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