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Carry On for Wednesday, May 20, 2015:
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Crazy From The Heat
Fred (thinking): N-no! Good God, what on Earth is wrong with me? I've got to stop letting these fantasies into my head! I've got to keep myself together! Mustn't, mustn't, mustn't think of her! It will do no one any good— it's not part of The Plan, to... to actually fall in love with her! Marrying her is simply a formality, a means to an end...
Fred (thinking): ...and what a lovely end she's got...! Grrmph! In a few more days, that will be mine... she'll be straddling me the way she's straddling that zebra— NO! NO!! NO!!! MUST-N0T-THINK-THESE-THINGS!!!
Busajja: You okay up dere, Bwana? You grippin' kinda tight wid de knees...
Fred: What? Oh... sorry... it's the heat...
Fred (thinking): N-no! Good God, what on Earth is wrong with me? I've got to stop letting these fantasies into my head! I've got to keep myself together! Mustn't, mustn't, mustn't think of her! It will do no one any good— it's not part of The Plan, to... to actually fall in love with her! Marrying her is simply a formality, a means to an end...
Fred (thinking): ...and what a lovely end she's got...! Grrmph! In a few more days, that will be mine... she'll be straddling me the way she's straddling that zebra— NO! NO!! NO!!! MUST-N0T-THINK-THESE-THINGS!!!
Busajja: You okay up dere, Bwana? You grippin' kinda tight wid de knees...
Fred: What? Oh... sorry... it's the heat...
Sunday, July 1, 2017:
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
Fred’s Diaries have won first place in this year's Ursa Major Awards, in the Best Novel category! Many thanks to everyone who voted for us!
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~ Mark Twain
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